The Veggieman

Who can take a sunrise,
Sprinkle it with dew?
Cover it in watercress and a miracle or two…
The veggieman, the veggieman can,
The veggieman can 'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the world taste good…

Who can take potatoes,
Peas and carrots too...
Mix 'em all together
And create a tasty stew?
Fill your tummy warm
And help you make a well-formed poo?
The Veggieman? The Veggieman can...
The veggieman can cuz you know he gives a damn,
Which makes the world taste good...

Who can take a rainbow,
Wrap it in a sigh?
Soak it in the sun and make the stra'bry rhubarb pie
The veggieman? The veggieman can…
The veggieman can 'cause you know he gives a damn
Which makes the world taste good…

The Veggieman makes
everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious.
Talk about your childhood wishes.
You can even eat the dishes!

Who can take tomorrow,
Dip it in a dream?
Separate the sorrow and collect up all the corn in cream,
The veggieman? The Veggieman can, the veggieman can…
The veggieman can 'cause you know he gives a damn
Which makes the world taste good…
And the world tastes good
'cause the veggieman thinks it should…

And the Veggieman could...

Cuz the Veggiman did...

As He would the Everyman would...